Tuesday, April 29, 2008

a riddle

How long does it take to unwrap 4800 DVD singles from cello packaging and remove them from paperboard sleeves?

Hint: it's longer than you think and not funny

About 14 hours. But the bright side is pretty bright. My fingernails look glossier, my utility knife skills are out of this world, I'm seeing some amazing definition in my opposable thumb region and I was able to listen to three straight hours of NPR on Sunday night. It's like a whole new me. I hope next time we totally fuck something up at work, we do it on a grander scale.

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